I just queefed a lump of tomato out of my humongous hog funnel by reading your comment. Also I'm starting to think you like masturbating just a tad too much. Even y' signature says it all, ffs.
Also, he don't dislike you because you're deformed. I mean you are uncommonly deformed, that's just not why he dislike you.
This is just me saying "I need your help."